She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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