everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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