Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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