She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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