I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Vodka?
Forever.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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