Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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