I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
