everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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