Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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