I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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