check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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