after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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