Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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