i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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