omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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