Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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