Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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