we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My day in three words: secret purse cake
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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