so let's talk penis.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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