I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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