Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I would ride that face into the sunset
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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