I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
