im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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