I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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