her vagine was all disorganized.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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