I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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