do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
