exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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