they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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