Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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