Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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