theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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