The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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