Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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