Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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