Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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