I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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