I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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