I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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