i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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