What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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