One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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