who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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