I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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