you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I know her cup size but not her name....
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