Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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