The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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