That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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