that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
The adults are the big ones right?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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