Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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