there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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