I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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