My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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