Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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