why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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